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Oscar Jokes That Got Comedians in Big-Time Trouble
By Matt Solomon Published: March 07th, 2023
15 Hall of Fame Groaner Jokes from Neil Hamburger
By Dan Fritschie Published: March 07th, 2023
'History Of The World: Part II' Was Better Wh...
By Matt Solomon Published: March 07th, 2023
A Comedy Only Wins Best Picture When It Follows These R...
By Tim Grierson Published: March 07th, 2023
15 Trivia Tidbits About ‘Family Guy’
By Zanandi Botes Published: March 07th, 2023
The 10 Funniest Best Picture Nominees This Century
By Tim Grierson Published: March 07th, 2023
Covid-Era Food Stamp Benefits End
The expansion of SNAP benefits, also known as food stamps, that were put in place during the height of the Covid-19 pandemic is en...
What To Know About ‘Hogwarts Legacy’
Two weeks after its release, Hogwarts Legacy has become one of the fastest-selling video games of all time, despite controversy su...
Filthy, Grease-Covered Boyfriend Left To Soak In Kitche...
PASO ROBLES, CA—Noting that she had procrastinated cleaning him for so long that he had developed a thick, impenetrable layer of g...
European Space Agency Proposes New Time Zone For Moon
The European Space Agency proposed a new time zone for the Moon, saying there is a need to establish some synchronicity in how we ...
Sex-Related Injuries That Could Send You To The Hospita...
Making love can often be far more dangerous than expected. The Onion examines sex-related injuries that could send you to the hosp...
CPAC Audience Encouraged To Reach Under Chair To Be Gro...
WASHINGTON—In an announcement that drew enthusiastic applause from the influencers and supporters in attendance, audience members...
City Finally Safe After Every Single Resident Hired As ...
CHICAGO—In a rousing success story that has eliminated all criminal activity from the streets of the metropolis, Chicago was final...
U.S. Adds $19 Trillion In Debt Attempting To Win Toy Fo...
WASHINGTON—Jeopardizing its creditworthiness and standing on the global stage, the United States has so far added nearly $19 trill...
Tiki Bar Just The Right Amount Of Racist
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Man Sets World Record Visiting Disneyland Nearly 3,000 ...
A 50-year-old California man has been certified a Guinness World Record holder after visiting Disneyland nearly 2,995 times in a r...
High Cost Of Child Care Forcing More Toddlers To Work T...
WASHINGTON—According to a new report released Friday by the Center for American Progress, the high cost of child care is forcing m...
CPAC To Feature Exhibit Where Visitors Can Toss Raw Chi...
WASHINGTON—Advertising the event as a chance to interact personally with a conservative icon, organizers confirmed Thursday that t...
Woman Fact: Did You Know?
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Bathroom Attendant Offers Man Sticker For Using Potty A...
MIAMI—Insisting that the patron had done such a good job that he deserved a reward, bathroom attendant Ron Carlton reportedly offe...
Ron DeSantis Rails Against Woke Pants For Making His As...
TALLAHASSEE, FL—During a rally in which he decried the cut of his suit as yet another example of political correctness run amok, F...
Women Explain Why They Became Tradwives
The tradwives movement, which has recently exploded on TikTok, is composed of young women who espouse the joys of adhering to trad...
Eric Adams Leaps Off Empire State Building Wearing Home...
NEW YORK—Declaring that he and he alone could save his city from the forces of evil, New York Mayor Eric Adams was spotted Friday ...
Black Employees Board Up Break Room Against Ravenous Ho...
ITHACA, NY—Barricading themselves for safety against an onslaught of seemingly brain-dead colleagues with outstretched hands, Blac...
Most Controversial Statements By CPAC Speakers
The Conservative Political Action Conference kicked off this week. The Onion examines the most controversial statements made by CP...
Week In Review: March 5, 2023
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AI Chatbot Obviously Trying To Wind Down Conversation W...
SAN FRANCISCO—After it dropped clear hints that it wanted to end the back and forth of the artificial conversation, sources report...
New NFL Combine Drill Tests Player’s Ability To Half-As...
INDIANAPOLIS—In an effort to gain a fuller picture of prospective players and ensure they would be good fits for the teams that dr...
Stable, Content Woman Only Has A Few Months Left Before...
SPOKANE, WA—Letting out a gratified, peaceful sigh as she sipped her morning coffee, local stable, content woman Gina Dore reporte...
Man Finally Mature And Loving Enough To Be Good Partner...
WELLS, ME—Noting that his significant growth had prepared him for a real relationship, local man Will Davenport confirmed Monday t...
Questions That ChatGPT Is Not Allowed To Answer
The infamous AI program ChatGPT has been given various ethical safeguards to prevent it from answering inflammatory, dangerous, or...
Prince Harry, Meghan Markle Asked To Vacate U.K. Home
Buckingham Palace has asked Prince Harry and Meghan Markle to vacate Frogmore Cottage, a 17th-century manor on the grounds of Wind...
Eric Trump Placed In CPAC Lost And Found
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U.S. Government Coyly Denies Involvement In Anything Na...
WASHINGTON—Flirtatiously winking and calling the assembled reporters a bunch of “silly gooses,” the U.S. government coyly denied i...
Biggest Lies Norfolk Southern Has Told East Palestine R...
Since a train carrying hundreds of thousands of pounds of toxic chemicals derailed in East Palestine, OH, railroad executives have...
Netflix Announces There No Way In Hell It Giving Biden ...
LOS GATOS, CA—In a statement confirming the 46th president of the United States would not be providing it with so much as a voice-...
Japan Discovers 7,000 New Islands It Didn’t Know It Had...
The Geospatial Information Authority of Japan recently revealed an updated map of the nation showing 7,000 new islands added to th...
CDC Issues Dire Warning That Nick Cannon Is Feeling Hor...
ATLANTA—Cautioning Americans against the continuing outbreak of fatherhood among the popular television host, representatives from...
Walgreens Clarifies Stores Still Selling Plenty Of Hous...
DEERFIELD, IL—Responding to backlash over the pharmacy chain’s recent announcement to cease offering abortion pills in some Republ...
New Study Finds Hightailing It Still Most Popular Way O...
ANN ARBOR, MI—Following a comprehensive, decade-long survey conducted by human mobility researchers at the University of Michigan,...
Jimmy Carter Beginning To Worry That He Will Never Die
PLAINS, GA—Alarmed that he might live indefinitely, former President Jimmy Carter reportedly began to worry Tuesday that he might ...
Congress Considers Banning TikTok After App Makes Every...
WASHINGTON—Unveiling a potential bill aimed at combating what members described as a grave risk to public safety, Congress announ...
Thoughts Every Woman Has Had In The Workplace
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Tennessee Bans Drag Show Performances On Public Propert...
Tennessee’s governor signed a new bill that bans “adult cabaret entertainment” on public property or in locations where it can be ...
Man Too Chickenshit To Blow Up Oil Refinery Guesses He’...
DALLAS—Neither bold nor committed enough to enact true environmental change, local chickenshit Anthony Stanback decided Tuesday th...
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A teacher got stabbed by her student, she later died of...
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Proper way to use a chainsaw
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Alaska Airlines Expands Lease at Renton Campus
Real estate investment and operating company Unico Properties has secured a 20-year renewal and expansion of Alaska Airlines’ lea...
New Emerald Queen Entertainment District Planned in Tac...
The Puyallup Tribe of Indians is planning to expand its Emerald Queen Casino development in Tacoma, as the Puget Sound Business J...
Millbrae Life Sciences Campus Secures $310M Constructio...
JLL Capital Markets has arranged a $310 million construction loan for the development of Avia Labs at Millbrae Station, a 315,000...
California Government Trimming 1.2M-SF in Office Space
Tech companies are not the only big office users that are cutting back in space and costs. The California government, a major pla...
Landsea Homes Ontario ShadeTree Development Sells Out
Three years after opening its ShadeTree master planned community in Ontario, CA, residential homebuilder Landsea Homes has announ...
Dunleer Sells Santa Ana Outdoor Storage Parcel for $10....
The City of Santa Ana has paid $10.5 million for a 2.5-acre industrial outdoor storage parcel at 4404 W. 1st Street in Santa Ana,...
Active Austin Apartment Developer Opens Up HQ2
Northland Investment Corp. is based in Massachusetts, but needs to get closer to the action in Austin, and the western United Sta...
SDSU Selects LPC West to Develop New Office Trio
Los Angeles-based builder Lincoln Property Company (LPC) West has been selected by San Diego State University to erect a trio of ...
CENTURY 21 803 Realty Opens In South Carolina
Tim Williams, a long-time South Carolina real estate professional, has affiliated with Century 21; his firm does business as CENTU...
Webinar Recap: New Year, New Strategy: An Agent’s Guide...
In today’s digital-focused world, social media is a critical tool for real estate agents to have in their arsenal. From networking...
3 Secret Strategies to Beat Your Competition
To the public, unfortunately, most real estate agents appear pretty much the same. That means most agents turn to new approaches i...
Price-to-Rent Ratios Foreshadow Further Home-Value Decl...
After both rental costs and home prices soared far above what historic trends would predict during the pandemic, the path back to ...
What are the Signs That You May Want to Sell Your Home?
Have you been thinking of selling your home? Everyone has different motivations for wanting to sell. You could certainly have the ...
Tim Dwight Joins Savills as Senior Managing Director in...
Savills has announced that technology and life sciences specialist Tim Dwight has joined the firm as Senior Managing Director in ...
Austin’s Ascension Seton Set to Build $320M Women’s Hea...
Ascension Seton has started work on its women’s tower in Austin. The tower will cost $320 million and is part of a broader expans...
Woodlands-Area Mixed-Use Project to Save the Oaks
The oaks in “Gosling Oaks” get top billing due to the role the three trees will play in the 50-acre mixed use project in the Wood...
Who Says You Can’t Teach An Old Dog New Tricks? The Cas...
Tecnology such as AI could hold the answer to the construction industry's problems, as it has for many other sectors.
What Is Rent Guarantee Insurance—Do Investors Need It?...
Rental properties are a fantastic source of income as long as your tenants pay rent. Unfortunately, even the strictest tenant scre...
Chicago Architectural Competition Addresses “Missing Mi...
A Chicago architectural competition involving firms from across the nation seeks to create designs for infill housing on the city'...
Dallas Leads Industrial Growth for Third Straight Year
Nationally, more than 690 million square feet of industrial supply is under construction. A recent Commercial Edge survey said, t...
Phoenix Places Second for 2023 Industrial Growth
Nationally, more than 690 million square feet of industrial supply is under construction. A recent Commercial Edge survey said, t...
LIV Collective Going Vertical on 48-Story Austin Tower
LIV Collective, an Austin-based multifamily and student-oriented real estate developer, started work on its new mixed-use propert...
How To Calculate The Square Footage Of A Home
Knowing how to calculate the square footage of a home is important for real estate investors. Whether you’re looking to buy or sel...
Dallas-Based Lincoln Residential Bought by Canadian Mal...
Cadillac Fairview (CF) has acquired 95% of Lincoln Property Company’s residential division. 5% will go to Mack Pogue and Tim Byrn...
DiversyFund Review: Are Potentially High Returns Worth ...
The post DiversyFund Review: Are Potentially High Returns Worth the Limitations? appeared first on REtipster.
Rowin Capital, Penny Lane Associates Buy $16M Multifami...
A partnership managed by Rowin Capital and Penny Lane Associates has acquired Forest at Fenwick, an 80-unit multifamily property ...
$25M Builds Barrel Storage Facility in Shelbyville amid...
Capital markets resource Northmarq has secured a $25.3-million loan for the construction of a bourbon barrel storage facility to ...
TerraCap Management Inks 16K-SF Lease to Bring Cobb Cor...
TerraCap Management, LLC and Daikin Applied Americas, Inc., a HVAC and air conditioning company, have inked a new, 16,311-square-...
Battery Maker to Invest $190M in Colorado Community
Amprius Technologies, a producer of lithium-ion batteries is taking over a 775,000 square foot facility in Brighton, Colorado, ju...
Understanding the Tax Laws and Regulations is Crucial f...
Understanding The Tax Laws and Regulations is Crucial for Real Estate Investors By Tiffany McBroom and Melanie Sikma Real estate i...
DC Region Among the Nation’s Most Expensive for Dedicat...
The coworking space industry is booming nationwide due to consistent demand. However, prices for the same services differ widely ...
BlackPearl Hospitality Sails Away with $76M DoubleTree ...
BlackPearl Hospitality, LLC has acquired the 291-key full-service DoubleTree by Hilton Tampa Rocky Point Waterfront in Tampa, FL ...
Pebb Capital Moves Dirt on Mixed-Use Development in Del...
Real estate and private equity investment firm Pebb Capital has broken ground on Sundy Village, mixed-use development located in ...
WinnDevelopment Tapped to Lead $500M Redo of Public Hou...
WinnDevelopment has been chosen by the Jersey City (NJ) Housing Authority to redevelop the 80-year-old Holland Gardens public hou...
Cresa Unveils Data-Driven Insights, Predictions for Bos...
Commercial real estate advisory firm Cresa has released its annual Boston market insight reports, which are available for free do...
29th Street Capital Buys 232-Unit Class A Multifamily i...
Real estate investment firm 29th Street Capital has acquired Solaire Apartments, a 232-unit Class A property located in Silver Sp...
Droughts, Hurricanes, Accidents, Failing Infrastructure...
We tend not to think about our plumbing unless there’s a problem or we’re planning a new construction or remodeling project.
The Feasibility of Converting Commercial Real Estate to...
A recent joint report from the NMHC & Urban Land Institute examines the feasibility and potential of repurposing unused and underu...
BiggerNews: Mortgage Rate Mayhem and New Rules That Cou...
In this month’s BiggerNews, the mortgage rate rollercoaster continues, ChatGPT tries to take your job, Facebook tells investors to...
6 Clever Video Strategies That Create Sales
The time has come to create video and leverage it for unbelievable success. Here’s a success-story for you: A very high-performing...
Brokerages Gather for Christie’s Annual Owners Conferen...
Attendance at the annual Christie’s International Real Estate Owners Conference, held recently at the Ritz-Carlton Grand Cayman Fe...
Specialty Coffee Shop WatchHouse to Debut in U.S. at Br...
London-based specialty coffee company WatchHouse has signed a retail lease at Brookfield Properties’ 660 Fifth Ave. in Midtown Ma...
Historic Greenwich Village Hotel Hits the Sales Market
One of New York City’s oldest hotels has been put up for sale. Built in 1841, the Incentra Village House was one of the first hot...
Fitness Brand TMPL to Establish Midtown Manhattan Flags...
George Comfort & Sons and its partners Jamestown and Loeb Partners Realty have completed a 15-year lease agreement with TMPL to c...
Dollar General in Wisconsin Trades to Local 1031 Buyer
Marcus & Millichap closed the sale of a 9,026-square-foot net-leased Dollar General property located in Osceola, WI. The asset s...
Chicago Treasurer’s Office Partners to Invest in Lower-...
Through a public-private partnership between the Chicago City Treasurer’s Office and R. Seelaus & Co., Inc., a full-service inves...
Hammes Partners Picks Up Six-Property MOB Portfolio in ...
Avison Young recently arranged the sale of a six-building portfolio of medical office buildings to Hammes Partners on behalf of a...
Prime Group Acquires Block of Offices on LaSalle Street
A venture led by developer Mike Reschke’s Prime Group real estate firm has purchased a five-story block of offices above the JW M...
Crescent Heights Scores Fulton Market Development Site ...
CBRE arranged the sale of a 1.7-acre site located at 420 N May St. in Chicago’s Fulton Market neighborhood. 420 May Acquisitions ...
JLL Retail Adds David Townes, Alana Friedman to NJ Team
JLL Retail has added David Townes and Alana Friedman to the New Jersey retail platform. Managing director Townes and VP Alana Fri...
Zara Will Opens First Queens Location at Macerich Cente...
European fashion retailer Zara is coming to Macerich’s Queens Center. It will be the first location in Queens for the brand, whic...
Necessity Retail: The Battle Tested Retail Niche
By Jim Dillavou, Principal, Paragon Commercial Group In 2017, I argued to a room full of hedge fund investors that the so-called ...
DRA, Burton Katzam Enter $240M JV on Midwest Light Indu...
Newmark has arranged a $240-million joint venture between Burton Katzman and DRA Advisors to recapitalize 24 infill light industr...
Equinor, bp Team to Repurpose Astoria Gas Turbines Site...
Equinor and bp announced two major initiatives focused on the Astoria neighborhood of Queens: the purchase of the Astoria Gas Tur...
Commercial Property Pricing Inches Down Another 1.4% in...
The Green Street Commercial Property Price Index decreased by 1.4% in February, the Newport Beach, CA-based analytics and advisor...
Report: Los Angeles Boasts Top 10 U.S. Ranking in 2022 ...
While much of the country has been dealing with difficult office leasing conditions, Los Angeles fared relatively well, ranking a...
Woodinville’s Wine-Themed Project Lands $92M Loan
Harvest, the 20-acre, wine-themed development by Wood Mountain, has landed a $92 million construction loan from Columbia Pacific....
Lewitt Hackman Renews 23K-SF Office Lease in Encino
Law firm Lewitt Hackman has renewed its 23,000-square-foot office lease at 16633 Ventura Boulevard in Encino, CA. The firm will c...
Newmark Hires Paryani-Rice as Executive Managing Direct...
Newmark has welcomed debt and structured finance veteran Anita Paryani-Rice as Executive Managing Director in Orange County. With...
Levin Johnston Arranges $24M Sale of Hayward Multifamil...
Multifamily specialist Levin Johnston of Marcus & Millichap has completed the sale of two apartment communities in the East Bay c...
SRS NNLG Completes $5M Sale of Palmdale Retail Property
Net lease specialist SRS Real Estate Partners’ National Net Lease Group (NNLG) has completed the $5.4 million sale of a multi-ten...
CBRE Facilitates Sale of Bothell Multifamily Community
CBRE’s Pacific Northwest multifamily team of Eli Hanacek, Kyle Yamamoto, Jon Hallgrimson and Mark Washington has facilitated the ...