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Perfectly said. When in Rome, do as the romans do
Tags: awesome, Japan1837 points, 215 comments.
They are everywhere
Tags: prince harry, uk5220 points, 154 comments.
Italian boyfriend challenged not to gesture while speak...
Tags: wholesome2018 points, 115 comments.
Jeremiah Denton was taken prisoner in Vietnam and he bl...
Tags: awesome1163 points, 126 comments.
I am done hope you enjoy it.
Tags: satisfying, awesome, car1061 points, 172 comments.
The two clouds captured over Poland are so tall they ar...
Tags: awesome3410 points, 148 comments.
Big boom time coming ?
Tags: latest news, usa, bank collapse1010 points, 179 comments.
Love this guy!
Tags: random5367 points, 368 comments.
An infinite Lego domino ring!
Tags: awesome7082 points, 138 comments.
This Chimp mom thought her baby had died when the vets ...
Tags: animals, awesome, wholesome8020 points, 195 comments.
The more you know
Tags: lol, dark humor9290 points, 177 comments.
I agree, ban the catholic church
Tags: random5897 points, 483 comments.
So I adopted two dogs to protect my house...
Tags: Funny, doggo3349 points, 122 comments.
9gag giveth, 9gag taketh away (info in comments)
Tags: Brain, Tumor4382 points, 217 comments.
Thought you guys needed to see it
Tags: music, random, awesome4945 points, 93 comments.
The way this 3 year old saved his baby brother
Tags: awesome1475 points, 83 comments.
A son reunited with her mom after many years apart
Tags: wholesome2356 points, 225 comments.
‘Digman!’ Trailer Shows Andy Samberg Doing Nic Cage Doi...
By Keegan Kelly Published: March 10th, 2023
Fox News Is Canceling Russell Brand’s Comedy
By Matt Solomon Published: March 10th, 2023
5 Red Carpet Heroes to Whom We Owe a Debt of Gratitude
By Eli Yudin Published: March 10th, 2023
Three Things That Don’t Suck About ‘Scream 3’... Thank ...
By Zanandi Botes Published: March 11th, 2023
The World’s Most Catastrophic Parties
By Ryan Menezes Published: March 11th, 2023
Guests That Gave It Right Back to Bill Maher
By Matt Solomon Published: March 11th, 2023
This Isn’t the First Time ‘Saturday Night Live’ Hasn’t ...
By Matt Solomon Published: March 10th, 2023
Chinese lawmakers rise and clap for Xi Jinping as he wi...
Tags: latest news, politics1188 points, 251 comments.
After 20+ years of buying insulin on Craigslist or simp...
Tags: Awesome1464 points, 222 comments.
Nothing to see here. Just the second army Specnaz train...
Tags: russia, slava ukraini, russo ukrainian war1496 points, 288 comments.
Why... Oh why
Tags: Meme, Titanic, feelings, men2998 points, 146 comments.
Men are easily entertained
Tags: men will be men, funny, guys being bros8646 points, 185 comments.
Just play along until he leaves
Tags: funny, wholesome5058 points, 125 comments.
The Meow is High
Tags: indonesia3996 points, 172 comments.
Reality tv shows were so wild back then
Tags: funny1464 points, 169 comments.
Hollywood’s Biggest Stars Explain Why The Oscars Are St...
With the viewership of the Academy Awards’ broadcast slipping by 35 million since 2000, The Onion asked Hollywood’s biggest stars ...
The Onion Film Standard: Oscars Edition
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Oppressive North Korea, Singing `I Want To Break Free` ...
Tags: awesome, random8020 points, 320 comments.
There fat, spoiled, entitled, useless POS
Tags: funny, meme, wtf2457 points, 402 comments.
Messed up pizza delivery and a wholesome, overly nice c...
Tags: wholesome613 points, 26 comments.
It's a Saturday morning in the 90's, You wake up to ......
Tags: Nostalgia, 90s, science259 points, 21 comments.
South Africa is beautiful this time of year. Sorry, I m...
Tags: wtf5539 points, 809 comments.
No need to buy natural gas anymore
Tags: wtf, oddly terrifying4236 points, 222 comments.
Mother of the year
Tags: women, funny, pregnant2087 points, 75 comments.
Gender Equality \u2615
Tags: women, random, 9gag1865 points, 171 comments.
Court in Australia acquitted a 31yo teacher for boinkin...
Tags: latest news, funny, that smile3244 points, 520 comments.
Oh boi.
Tags: wtf, accident, good samaritan4798 points, 360 comments.
Imagine
Tags: fast and furious1639 points, 122 comments.
Hornet nest removal, Brazilian style.
Tags: funny1434 points, 140 comments.
Dog Beatbox
Tags: wtf, oddly terrifying9194 points, 232 comments.
Lets get the weekend started
Tags: nutrition, sunlight, vitamin d4536 points, 94 comments.
Bless these woke folks
Tags: big words, sjw, funny3607 points, 225 comments.
Go woke or go broke
Tags: funny8158 points, 374 comments.
Huge splinter slides out clean.
Tags: satisfying, awesome159 points, 16 comments.
Mitch McConnell Bankrupted By 3-Day Stay In Hospital
WASHINGTON—As he entered the third day of his stay at George Washington University Hospital, sources confirmed Friday that the tre...
McConnell Hospitalized After Fall At Dinner Event In D....
Eighty-one-year-old Senate Republican leader Mitch McConnell suffered a concussion after tripping during a private dinner event at...
SpaceX Crew Member Realizes He Fired After Being Locked...
LOW EARTH ORBIT—Noting that he had a feeling something was off the second he left for a spacewalk, SpaceX Crew member Chris Jeffri...
Trump One-Ups Ron DeSantis By Claiming He Tortured More...
PALM BEACH, FL—Boasting that the Florida governor’s human rights violations were “nothing” next to his own, Donald Trump reportedl...
That's crab.
Tags: awesome, random1383 points, 249 comments.
15 Trivia Tidbits About Richard Pryor
By Matt Solomon Published: March 10th, 2023
5 Highly Relatable Reactions People Have Had Immediatel...
By Ryan Menezes Published: March 10th, 2023
The ‘Wednesday’ Writers That Jenna Ortega Dissed Are Wr...
By Matt Solomon Published: March 10th, 2023
Speaker At Human Genome Editing Conference Just Wants T...
LONDON—In an attempt to determine how attendees might react to his latest research, a scientist speaking at the Third Internationa...
The Most Controversial Moments At The Oscars
Throughout the years, the Academy Awards have had their share of shocking and scandalous moments. The Onion examines the Oscars’ b...
Netflix Asks Any Men Thinking Of Killing Their Families...
LOS GATOS, CA—Emphasizing that the earlier they found out about the brutal homicides, the better the end results, Netflix official...
Log Cabin Cubicle
Tags: Funny4618 points, 194 comments.
Just Genius!
Tags: funny, wtf, relationship6534 points, 169 comments.
My man not leaving any ladies for the rest of us
Tags: awesome, funny, Forklift certified4272 points, 177 comments.
Dutch Milkmaid
Tags: holland3078 points, 249 comments.
The French Keep Translating American Movie Posters From...
By Keegan Kelly Published: March 10th, 2023
The Funniest Oscar Acceptance Speeches Ever
By JM McNab Published: March 10th, 2023
Know your rights when it comes to cops
Tags: rights, cops, funny472 points, 72 comments.
His barber did him dirty
Tags: funny479 points, 55 comments.
MrBeast Re-Blinds 1,000 People
JACKSONVILLE, FL—Promising the incredibly cheap and easy procedure would ultimately change patients’ lives forever, YouTube star M...
In the Balkans democracy gives you extra seconds.
Tags: democracy, balkans1936 points, 99 comments.
Helicopter legs.
Tags: awesome1421 points, 103 comments.
Bill Burr was right
Tags: nba, funny, basketball2450 points, 211 comments.
All 94 Best Picture Winners, Ranked by How Funny They A...
By Tim Grierson Published: March 10th, 2023
5 Red Carpet Heroes
By Eli Yudin Published: March 10th, 2023
Corporate Zoo
Tags: funny, random2479 points, 154 comments.
Today in Russia started normally, like yesterday - with...
Tags: russia, latest news1337 points, 172 comments.
What could go wrong if you let your kids do whatever th...
Tags: fail, kids, funny2026 points, 221 comments.
New Evidence Finds Christ Used Followers’ Money On Lavi...
JERUSALEM—In a discovery researchers say could transform millennia of belief about Christianity’s founder, archaeologists from the...
Could You Pass The Mental Competency Test For Politicia...
Presidential candidate Nikki Haley recently suggested that all elected officials over the age of 75 should have to pass a mental c...
The Onion Reviews ‘Scream VI’
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Uhoh\u2026
Tags: Hairs, Danger, Move787 points, 77 comments.
This guy have 36 wow accounts and raids with himself, b...
Tags: gaming1647 points, 156 comments.
Guy robs AutoZone in Detroit. Store employees say this ...
Tags: funny1067 points, 305 comments.
Natural antidepressant
Tags: awesome, science, random7439 points, 472 comments.
Yeah.
Tags: funny, yeah, music5687 points, 101 comments.
Master GigaChad
Tags: Awesome, wholesome, Funny5829 points, 118 comments.
Finish the drawing
Tags: mario day, mario23 points, 14 comments.
Brits Watch ‘Ted Lasso’ Less Than Americans Watch Socce...
By Keegan Kelly Published: March 09th, 2023
And action!
Tags: dank videos, funny1890 points, 95 comments.
Hands up if your parents would've killed you for having...
Tags: dark humor, random, grocery store842 points, 203 comments.
This kind of humor is slowly growing on me
Tags: funny, comic, not mine3749 points, 76 comments.
Sauce in comments, not sure if I should start to like t...
Tags: latest news, funny, woke3288 points, 438 comments.
Peoples hair raising on a cruise ship caused by lightin...
Tags: awesome, random120 points, 21 comments.
Neo
Tags: matrix83 points, 8 comments.
Finish your drink, bany
Tags: funny831 points, 48 comments.
The future of farming.
Tags: awesome705 points, 78 comments.
Madlad does the world a service
Tags: random1876 points, 205 comments.
Making his dads day
Tags: wholesome1950 points, 89 comments.
That's cooking oil!
Tags: funny, wtf, oil4559 points, 105 comments.
I refuse to accept that people can't understand it.
Tags: awesome, politics6128 points, 464 comments.
Badass moment
Tags: one punch man, manga, anime1434 points, 149 comments.
Lmao
Tags: mexico, usa, latest news1036 points, 320 comments.
An Alabama Blizzard Once Destroyed All of Carrot Top’s ...
By Keegan Kelly Published: March 09th, 2023
Sarah Silverman Recognizes That Her First Stand-Up Spec...
By Keegan Kelly Published: March 09th, 2023
Gotta go fast
Tags: random1396 points, 201 comments.
Sarah Silverman Recognizes That Her First Stand-Up Spec...
By Keegan Kelly Published: March 09th, 2023
Hackfresse
Tags: deutschland, germany, lol2450 points, 719 comments.
I can't even sleep anymore
Tags: not, funny, meme3755 points, 171 comments.
Happy birthday
Tags: yuri gagarin, latest news, funny4517 points, 162 comments.
Bob Ross would've been proud
Tags: satisfying, awesome5700 points, 131 comments.
Posting Mainly to save but might be useful for some
Tags: useful, information, cool3206 points, 104 comments.
The Real Life Popeye
Tags: awesome1085 points, 110 comments.
Completely Normal Phenomenon
Tags: latest news, russia, russo ukrainian war2183 points, 257 comments.
Farrelly Brothers Movies, Ranked from Great to ‘Green B...
By JM McNab Published: March 09th, 2023
You’re Not Forgettable, Everyone Is Just Going Face Bli...
By Lauren Vinopal Published: March 09th, 2023
Climate Scientists Announce Earth Doing Pretty Good Tod...
NEW YORK—Noting that there would be no reason to be concerned for the future of the planet again until tomorrow morning at the ear...
Arkansas Gov. Huckabee Sanders Signs Law Rolling Back C...
Arkansas Gov. Sarah Huckabee Sanders (R) signed legislation into law that removes the age verification process for children enteri...
Makes \u2018plastic bag\u2019 noise\u2026..
Tags: funny, relationship2057 points, 170 comments.
Didn't know you could read
Tags: funny1856 points, 80 comments.
Dog Annoyed Vet Weighing Her With Jacket And Boots Stil...
PASADENA, CA—Indicating concern that an inaccuracy might be recorded in her medical chart, local dog Potato Morrison expressed ann...