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The First Monster Series Jenna Ortega Starred in Was Ro...
By JM McNab Published: March 09th, 2023
All of them doing self-insert character, but who is the...
Tags: funny, comics2860 points, 188 comments.
Trippy
Tags: wtf, art, computer1343 points, 96 comments.
Poor Dora
Tags: funny, wtf3906 points, 185 comments.
Who Is the Rickiest Rick in ‘Rick and Morty’?: An Inves...
By Steve Q Published: March 09th, 2023
The 10 Worst Jokes in Oscars History
By Dan Fritschie Published: March 09th, 2023
How are your female co-workers? :) Dear 9gag
Tags: funny, 9gag, afraid to ask andy618 points, 64 comments.
What in the actual f**k is that reasoning
Tags: Wtf, random, Woman2278 points, 382 comments.
Resist if you can
Tags: nsfw, girl, hottie2152 points, 140 comments.
During his inauguration speech, the new President of th...
Tags: ukraine, latest news, russia2236 points, 237 comments.
Let's do this again. #2
Tags: ask9gag, 9gag, awesome1530 points, 1312 comments.
God is a chef apparently.
Tags: savage1478 points, 87 comments.
Thank you???
Tags: funny4329 points, 106 comments.
Is this what happiness looks like?
Tags: funny, wholesome5437 points, 192 comments.
5 Revered Historical Figures Who Were Certified Numbnut...
By Eli Yudin Published: March 09th, 2023
25 Comedies That Were Robbed of a Best Picture Nominati...
By Tim Grierson Published: March 09th, 2023
Ben Schwartz's Netflix Dominance Is All Thanks to ...
By Keegan Kelly Published: March 08th, 2023
Suge Knight’s Son Reacts to Chris Rock Calling His Osca...
By Keegan Kelly Published: March 08th, 2023
Eddie Murphy Was Going to Host the Oscars. Then Brett R...
By Tim Grierson Published: March 09th, 2023
Harold, The Haver of Seggs
Tags: wtf, boss fight398 points, 68 comments.
Energy shield master' dares martial arts expert to hit ...
Tags: dark humor, more punch man, funny1385 points, 171 comments.
We live in a society
Tags: history, meme, wtf3593 points, 349 comments.
Bored Census Bureau Employee Changes Every Ohio Residen...
SUITLAND, MD—Saying that at this point she just wondered how long it would take everyone to notice, U.S. Census Bureau employee Ri...
Ron DeSantis Oversees Program Offering Florida Students...
TALLAHASSEE, FL—Touting the nutrition plan as a way to keep children alert and engaged during the school day, Gov. Ron DeSantis an...
Pros And Cons Of Banning Books
Bans on books in schools are on the rise, with states like Texas, Florida, and Pennsylvania targeting material some parents and ed...
C. Can't tell
Tags: Funny2263 points, 83 comments.
Toblerone Drops Iconic Design Due To Rules On ‘Swissnes...
Toblerone will drop images of the Matterhorn and Swiss flag from its packaging to avoid violating Swiss laws that protect national...
Grim Reaper Slows Pace On Sidewalk So As Not To Freak O...
LOS ANGELES—In an effort to avoid making her feel nervous as night fell in the city, the Grim Reaper reportedly slowed his pace on...
Ferrari spent millions developing a Mazda MX-30
Tags: funny, Ferrari, car2766 points, 299 comments.
Can't explain this to the insurance people
Tags: wtf, idiots in plane, nanaimo4035 points, 67 comments.
Biggest Hidden Costs Of Giving Birth In America
As if giving birth wasn’t traumatizing enough, just wait until you see the hospital bill. According to doctors, patients, and debt...
Why?
Tags: politics, crime, usa2174 points, 331 comments.
Someone seems to be having a good time and happy.
Tags: funny, animal109 points, 8 comments.
Comedy Central fears them more than Xi Jinping.
Tags: Fear, Comedy Central, South Park1270 points, 138 comments.
One thing lead to another.
Tags: Politics, indonesia, tax, scandal3087 points, 174 comments.
Foreigner asking in Germany like
Tags: funny, english, german7419 points, 238 comments.
South Park: Harry and Meghan's Worldwide Privacy Tour !
Tags: funny, dark humor, south park2835 points, 49 comments.
Thieves stole 6 Dodge hellcats in under 45 seconds from...
Tags: awesome, random728 points, 114 comments.
Always thought how the CRT TV did this, lol childhood
Tags: funny1440 points, 126 comments.
Pong (1972) was written with hardware, circuits, and lo...
Tags: awesome, video games, vintage121 points, 7 comments.
Mine would be splinter
Tags: funny, wood, crying6380 points, 171 comments.
Ahhhrgggg \ud83c\udff4\u2620\ufe0f\ud83e\udd9c
Tags: funny561 points, 90 comments.
Because it\u2019s too f*kin expensive
Tags: latest news, dark humor, savage1484 points, 427 comments.
Boy, what a time to be alive
Tags: funny, good old days16918 points, 265 comments.
‘You Can’t Fire Me from My Own Club!’: Joe Rogan Opens ...
By Matt Solomon Published: March 08th, 2023
'That's As Funny As Any Other Show': Nic...
By Keegan Kelly Published: March 06th, 2023
Adam McKay Produced A ‘Star Wars’-Themed ExxonMobil Tak...
By Keegan Kelly Published: March 08th, 2023
Steve Carell Has Seen One Minute of the BBC ‘Office’...
By Matt Solomon Published: March 08th, 2023
Seth Rogen Wants Film Critics to Know How Much They’ve ...
By Keegan Kelly Published: March 08th, 2023
Super Mario wears a hat because his creator, Shigeru Mi...
Tags: wholesome4714 points, 188 comments.
Security doesn't recognize singer, he's thanks her.
Tags: wholesome2425 points, 130 comments.
Happy Woman's Day.
Tags: women, wtf, dark humor4564 points, 242 comments.
This stressball stresses me out
Tags: wtf, oddly terrifying5384 points, 111 comments.
This cool workout video game machine
Tags: awesome, random5694 points, 229 comments.
Walgreens Announces Stores Won’t Sell Abortion Pills In...
Walgreens announced that it will not carry abortion pills in several GOP-led states after receiving pressure from anti-abortion la...
What a beautiful day outside
Tags: wtf2317 points, 148 comments.
Fat people be like
Tags: funny, meme3398 points, 116 comments.
This made my day lmao
Tags: chat gpt, murica5975 points, 239 comments.
Three Elvis Impersonators on Austin Butler’s Elvis
By Brian VanHooker Published: March 08th, 2023
Four Movies and Shows That Were Written By Teenagers
By Amanda Mannen Published: March 08th, 2023
15 Amy Schumer Jokes and Moments for the Hall of Fame
By Dan Fritschie Published: March 08th, 2023
‘Saturday Night Live’ Taught Robert Downey Jr. Who He W...
By Matt Solomon Published: March 08th, 2023
The Funniest Oscar Presentations Ever
By JM McNab Published: March 08th, 2023
'You Can't Fire Me from My Own Club!': J...
By Matt Solomon Published: March 08th, 2023
Teacher helping students with choreography.
Tags: awesome, random1947 points, 188 comments.
Order food is dangerous in New York City
Tags: idiots in restaurant, bandits, wtf325 points, 158 comments.
Guess I'm the bad guy now
Tags: clownworld, feminism5163 points, 465 comments.
Hey you ! Yeah you ! Tell me !!!
Tags: random, funny, awesome970 points, 879 comments.
A 1 year old girl had her twin growing inside her brain...
Tags: awesome1833 points, 396 comments.
Excellent trolling
Tags: meme, funny, troll3620 points, 65 comments.
A title
Tags: funny, random5785 points, 109 comments.
There is a slight chance that we can smile again after ...
Tags: latest news, Turkey, politics3693 points, 403 comments.
Farmer saves bloated cow by stabbing it
Tags: awesome, random1003 points, 124 comments.
She's a winner
Tags: funny1134 points, 83 comments.
Nice doing business with you
Tags: funny1834 points, 88 comments.
So Far, the Funniest Thing About Jennifer Lawrence’s Ne...
By Keegan Kelly Published: March 07th, 2023
5 Reasons Aliens Might Invade Earth
By Eli Yudin Published: March 08th, 2023
30 ‘Beavis and Butt-Head’ Trivia Tidbits for Its 30th A...
By Zanandi Botes Published: March 08th, 2023
‘Barry’ Season Four Trailer Emphasizes the ‘Dark’ in Da...
By Keegan Kelly Published: March 07th, 2023
Jimmy Kimmel Is Prepared to Beat the Shit Out of Oscars...
By Keegan Kelly Published: March 07th, 2023
The Comedies (and Comedic Performances) That Shouldn’t ...
By Tim Grierson Published: March 08th, 2023
It's science, Scott!
Tags: marvel1697 points, 118 comments.
The Onion's Modern Woman: The Retiree
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Still earning loads!!
Tags: funny11475 points, 270 comments.
Truth said
Tags: Funny3920 points, 223 comments.
Near Bakhmut. Translation - oh shit, we are being surro...
Tags: ukraine2660 points, 158 comments.
Street view goes bbbbbrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Tags: Funny4908 points, 144 comments.
International Women’s Day: Roundup
Women form an embattled—yet vitally important—minority across the developed world, with recent census estimates suggesting there c...
Bro emoted
Tags: xfactor3469 points, 130 comments.
Would
Tags: random1144 points, 29 comments.
Democrats Demand Republicans Push Anti-Trans Agenda Mor...
WASHINGTON—Emphasizing that they could no longer stand by and watch the GOP’s annoyingly public-facing attacks, Democrats demanded...
Please bring back real girls
Tags: avril lavigne13104 points, 616 comments.
Angle drill for hard-to-reach places
Tags: drill, diy, tool1448 points, 101 comments.
Kellyanne And George Conway Announce Divorce
Former Trump adviser Kellyanne Conway and husband George Conway, a lawyer and frequent Trump critic, have announced they are divor...
Covid-Paranoid Man Still Won’t Remove Ventilator
MINNEAPOLIS—Rolling their eyes at the man’s bullheadedness, sources confirmed Wednesday that local 65-year-old Patrick Moyer was s...
Whale sounds
Tags: Funny10039 points, 416 comments.
While dad was asleep
Tags: wtf929 points, 87 comments.
I Am No Longer A Feminist After Watching Some YouTube V...
On this International Women’s Day, The Onion devotes its sterling reportage to championing women—a small but influential sliver of...
The Misogyny Interwoven Into Our Patriarchal Society Ha...
On this International Women’s Day, The Onion devotes its sterling reportage to championing women—a small but influential sliver of...
We Need A Woman On Top Of The White House
On this International Women’s Day, The Onion devotes its sterling reportage to championing women—a small but influential sliver of...
International Women’s Day
Women form an embattled—yet vitally important—minority across the developed world, with recent census estimates suggesting there c...
My Wife’s A Girl
On this International Women’s Day, The Onion devotes its sterling reportage to championing women—a small but influential sliver of...
Female CEOs Share What It Took To Get To The Top
On this International Women’s Day, The Onion devotes its sterling reportage to championing women—a small but influential sliver of...
History Of The Women’s Rights Movement
On this International Women’s Day, The Onion devotes its sterling reportage to championing women—a small but influential sliver of...
Google today
Tags: funny, meme, politics3196 points, 235 comments.
They wont make'em like this anymore sadly
Tags: funny, awesome, cartoon3700 points, 105 comments.
This could be easily avoided.
Tags: wtf94 points, 47 comments.
Arresting this protestor
Tags: funny10706 points, 645 comments.
Putin, Shoigu, Prigozhin...
Tags: russo ukrainian war, meme, life is strange84 points, 2 comments.
She's trying again..
Tags: ninja turtles, velma dinkley, scooby doo4221 points, 245 comments.
Least we got one to speak against it.
Tags: women, politics, latest news1772 points, 232 comments.
Rent?
Tags: funny, meme, spiderman11516 points, 541 comments.
All very admirable careers... wait a second.
Tags: funny5078 points, 322 comments.
Chris rock is not holding back about Will Smith and Jad...
Tags: funny, lol, savage14457 points, 599 comments.
Tony Hawk & Avril is forever Teenager
Tags: wholesome, avril lavigne, tony hawk19708 points, 770 comments.
I used to be so innocent
Tags: funny, confession bear6395 points, 721 comments.
Protecting his best friend
Tags: wholesome, animals, Barked, doggo15855 points, 569 comments.
Who\u2019s gonna be the one to say it
Tags: funny449 points, 132 comments.
Best transformation
Tags: random, sailor moon1538 points, 77 comments.
We are not equal
Tags: wtf8684 points, 1579 comments.
Dad saving his son's friend
Tags: facepalm532 points, 59 comments.
Accident in jungle
Tags: horse, accident, wtf162 points, 57 comments.
Every father immediately understood the dark place Joe ...
Tags: wtf, joe rogan1223 points, 118 comments.
What now?
Tags: funny10949 points, 355 comments.