‘Dying!’ Randy Quaid No-Show at Comic-Con Due To Gut-Wrenching Illness

Wacky actor Randy-Quaid revealed to the world on a social media account that he was suffering a gut-wrenching illness, explaining why he was a mysterious no-show at a recent fan convention in Rhode Island, RadarOnline.com has exclusively learned.
The beloved, but strange actor and funny man, who’s had more of a presence on Twitter these days than on the silver screen, announced he was sick after eating oysters!
“Dying from eating oysters at 60 Wall Street. Vomit flying out of one end, shit flying out the other, sometimes at the same time. Simultaneous s**t/vomit for 5 days!” wrote the star, who played Cousin Eddie in the National Lampoon Vacation movies, on Nov. 6, which was election day.

Dying from eating oysters at 60 Wall Street. Vomit flying out of one end, shit flying out the other, sometimes at the same time. Simultaneous shit /vomit for 5 days! Thank God I voted early. 
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