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Oscar Jokes That Got Comedians in Big-Ti...
By Matt Solomon Published: March 07th, 2023
15 Hall of Fame Groaner Jokes from Neil ...
By Dan Fritschie Published: March 07th, 2023
'History Of The World: Part II'...
By Matt Solomon Published: March 07th, 2023
A Comedy Only Wins Best Picture When It ...
By Tim Grierson Published: March 07th, 2023
15 Trivia Tidbits About ‘Family Guy’
By Zanandi Botes Published: March 07th, 2023
The 10 Funniest Best Picture Nominees Th...
By Tim Grierson Published: March 07th, 2023
Covid-Era Food Stamp Benefits End
The expansion of SNAP benefits, also known as food stamps, that were put in place during the height of the Covid-19 pandemic is en...
Lori Lightfoot Can’t Believe City She Ha...
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Inspiring Women Throughout History And 5...
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Archaeologists Theorize England’s Myster...
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What To Know About ‘Hogwarts Legacy’
Two weeks after its release, Hogwarts Legacy has become one of the fastest-selling video games of all time, despite controversy su...
Filthy, Grease-Covered Boyfriend Left To...
PASO ROBLES, CA—Noting that she had procrastinated cleaning him for so long that he had developed a thick, impenetrable layer of g...
European Space Agency Proposes New Time ...
The European Space Agency proposed a new time zone for the Moon, saying there is a need to establish some synchronicity in how we ...
Could Barred Owls Be The Next Big Thing ...
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Sex-Related Injuries That Could Send You...
Making love can often be far more dangerous than expected. The Onion examines sex-related injuries that could send you to the hosp...
CPAC Audience Encouraged To Reach Under ...
WASHINGTON—In an announcement that drew enthusiastic applause from the influencers and supporters in attendance, audience members...
City Finally Safe After Every Single Res...
CHICAGO—In a rousing success story that has eliminated all criminal activity from the streets of the metropolis, Chicago was final...
U.S. Adds $19 Trillion In Debt Attemptin...
WASHINGTON—Jeopardizing its creditworthiness and standing on the global stage, the United States has so far added nearly $19 trill...
Tiki Bar Just The Right Amount Of Racist
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Man Sets World Record Visiting Disneylan...
A 50-year-old California man has been certified a Guinness World Record holder after visiting Disneyland nearly 2,995 times in a r...
High Cost Of Child Care Forcing More Tod...
WASHINGTON—According to a new report released Friday by the Center for American Progress, the high cost of child care is forcing m...
CPAC To Feature Exhibit Where Visitors C...
WASHINGTON—Advertising the event as a chance to interact personally with a conservative icon, organizers confirmed Thursday that t...
Woman Testifies Before Congress About Wh...
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Woman Fact: Did You Know?
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Bathroom Attendant Offers Man Sticker Fo...
MIAMI—Insisting that the patron had done such a good job that he deserved a reward, bathroom attendant Ron Carlton reportedly offe...
Ron DeSantis Rails Against Woke Pants Fo...
TALLAHASSEE, FL—During a rally in which he decried the cut of his suit as yet another example of political correctness run amok, F...
Women Explain Why They Became Tradwives
The tradwives movement, which has recently exploded on TikTok, is composed of young women who espouse the joys of adhering to trad...
Eric Adams Leaps Off Empire State Buildi...
NEW YORK—Declaring that he and he alone could save his city from the forces of evil, New York Mayor Eric Adams was spotted Friday ...
Black Employees Board Up Break Room Agai...
ITHACA, NY—Barricading themselves for safety against an onslaught of seemingly brain-dead colleagues with outstretched hands, Blac...
Most Controversial Statements By CPAC Sp...
The Conservative Political Action Conference kicked off this week. The Onion examines the most controversial statements made by CP...
Week In Review: March 5, 2023
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Maybelline Introduces New Ideal-Woman Ru...
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AI Chatbot Obviously Trying To Wind Down...
SAN FRANCISCO—After it dropped clear hints that it wanted to end the back and forth of the artificial conversation, sources report...
New NFL Combine Drill Tests Player’s Abi...
INDIANAPOLIS—In an effort to gain a fuller picture of prospective players and ensure they would be good fits for the teams that dr...
Stable, Content Woman Only Has A Few Mon...
SPOKANE, WA—Letting out a gratified, peaceful sigh as she sipped her morning coffee, local stable, content woman Gina Dore reporte...
Demand Grows For Stricter Transit Regula...
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Man Finally Mature And Loving Enough To ...
WELLS, ME—Noting that his significant growth had prepared him for a real relationship, local man Will Davenport confirmed Monday t...
Woman To Go With Profile Picture From Wh...
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Questions That ChatGPT Is Not Allowed To...
The infamous AI program ChatGPT has been given various ethical safeguards to prevent it from answering inflammatory, dangerous, or...
Prince Harry, Meghan Markle Asked To Vac...
Buckingham Palace has asked Prince Harry and Meghan Markle to vacate Frogmore Cottage, a 17th-century manor on the grounds of Wind...
Eric Trump Placed In CPAC Lost And Found
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U.S. Government Coyly Denies Involvement...
WASHINGTON—Flirtatiously winking and calling the assembled reporters a bunch of “silly gooses,” the U.S. government coyly denied i...
Biggest Lies Norfolk Southern Has Told E...
Since a train carrying hundreds of thousands of pounds of toxic chemicals derailed in East Palestine, OH, railroad executives have...
Landlord Sends Reminder Water Will Be Sh...
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$10 In Free Bets From DraftKings Too Goo...
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Netflix Announces There No Way In Hell I...
LOS GATOS, CA—In a statement confirming the 46th president of the United States would not be providing it with so much as a voice-...
Japan Discovers 7,000 New Islands It Did...
The Geospatial Information Authority of Japan recently revealed an updated map of the nation showing 7,000 new islands added to th...
Thoughts Every Woman Has Had In The Work...
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CDC Issues Dire Warning That Nick Cannon...
ATLANTA—Cautioning Americans against the continuing outbreak of fatherhood among the popular television host, representatives from...
Walgreens Clarifies Stores Still Selling...
DEERFIELD, IL—Responding to backlash over the pharmacy chain’s recent announcement to cease offering abortion pills in some Republ...
New Study Finds Hightailing It Still Mos...
ANN ARBOR, MI—Following a comprehensive, decade-long survey conducted by human mobility researchers at the University of Michigan,...
Jimmy Carter Beginning To Worry That He ...
PLAINS, GA—Alarmed that he might live indefinitely, former President Jimmy Carter reportedly began to worry Tuesday that he might ...
Congress Considers Banning TikTok After ...
WASHINGTON—Unveiling a potential bill aimed at combating what members described as a grave risk to public safety, Congress announ...
Tennessee Bans Drag Show Performances On...
Tennessee’s governor signed a new bill that bans “adult cabaret entertainment” on public property or in locations where it can be ...
Man Too Chickenshit To Blow Up Oil Refin...
DALLAS—Neither bold nor committed enough to enact true environmental change, local chickenshit Anthony Stanback decided Tuesday th...
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A teacher got stabbed by her student, sh...
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Alaska Airlines Expands Lease at Renton ...
Real estate investment and operating company Unico Properties has secured a 20-year renewal and expansion of Alaska Airlines’ lea...
New Emerald Queen Entertainment District...
The Puyallup Tribe of Indians is planning to expand its Emerald Queen Casino development in Tacoma, as the Puget Sound Business J...
Millbrae Life Sciences Campus Secures $3...
JLL Capital Markets has arranged a $310 million construction loan for the development of Avia Labs at Millbrae Station, a 315,000...
California Government Trimming 1.2M-SF i...
Tech companies are not the only big office users that are cutting back in space and costs. The California government, a major pla...
Landsea Homes Ontario ShadeTree Developm...
Three years after opening its ShadeTree master planned community in Ontario, CA, residential homebuilder Landsea Homes has announ...
Dunleer Sells Santa Ana Outdoor Storage ...
The City of Santa Ana has paid $10.5 million for a 2.5-acre industrial outdoor storage parcel at 4404 W. 1st Street in Santa Ana,...
Active Austin Apartment Developer Opens ...
Northland Investment Corp. is based in Massachusetts, but needs to get closer to the action in Austin, and the western United Sta...
SDSU Selects LPC West to Develop New Off...
Los Angeles-based builder Lincoln Property Company (LPC) West has been selected by San Diego State University to erect a trio of ...
CENTURY 21 803 Realty Opens In South Car...
Tim Williams, a long-time South Carolina real estate professional, has affiliated with Century 21; his firm does business as CENTU...
Webinar Recap: New Year, New Strategy: A...
In today’s digital-focused world, social media is a critical tool for real estate agents to have in their arsenal. From networking...
3 Secret Strategies to Beat Your Competi...
To the public, unfortunately, most real estate agents appear pretty much the same. That means most agents turn to new approaches i...
Price-to-Rent Ratios Foreshadow Further ...
After both rental costs and home prices soared far above what historic trends would predict during the pandemic, the path back to ...
What are the Signs That You May Want to ...
Have you been thinking of selling your home? Everyone has different motivations for wanting to sell. You could certainly have the ...
Tim Dwight Joins Savills as Senior Manag...
Savills has announced that technology and life sciences specialist Tim Dwight has joined the firm as Senior Managing Director in ...
Austin’s Ascension Seton Set to Build $3...
Ascension Seton has started work on its women’s tower in Austin. The tower will cost $320 million and is part of a broader expans...
Woodlands-Area Mixed-Use Project to Save...
The oaks in “Gosling Oaks” get top billing due to the role the three trees will play in the 50-acre mixed use project in the Wood...
Who Says You Can’t Teach An Old Dog New ...
Tecnology such as AI could hold the answer to the construction industry's problems, as it has for many other sectors.
What Is Rent Guarantee Insurance—Do Inve...
Rental properties are a fantastic source of income as long as your tenants pay rent. Unfortunately, even the strictest tenant scre...
Chicago Architectural Competition Addres...
A Chicago architectural competition involving firms from across the nation seeks to create designs for infill housing on the city'...
Dallas Leads Industrial Growth for Third...
Nationally, more than 690 million square feet of industrial supply is under construction. A recent Commercial Edge survey said, t...
Phoenix Places Second for 2023 Industria...
Nationally, more than 690 million square feet of industrial supply is under construction. A recent Commercial Edge survey said, t...
LIV Collective Going Vertical on 48-Stor...
LIV Collective, an Austin-based multifamily and student-oriented real estate developer, started work on its new mixed-use propert...
How To Calculate The Square Footage Of A...
Knowing how to calculate the square footage of a home is important for real estate investors. Whether you’re looking to buy or sel...
Dallas-Based Lincoln Residential Bought ...
Cadillac Fairview (CF) has acquired 95% of Lincoln Property Company’s residential division. 5% will go to Mack Pogue and Tim Byrn...
DiversyFund Review: Are Potentially High...
The post DiversyFund Review: Are Potentially High Returns Worth the Limitations? appeared first on REtipster.
Rowin Capital, Penny Lane Associates Buy...
A partnership managed by Rowin Capital and Penny Lane Associates has acquired Forest at Fenwick, an 80-unit multifamily property ...
$25M Builds Barrel Storage Facility in S...
Capital markets resource Northmarq has secured a $25.3-million loan for the construction of a bourbon barrel storage facility to ...
TerraCap Management Inks 16K-SF Lease to...
TerraCap Management, LLC and Daikin Applied Americas, Inc., a HVAC and air conditioning company, have inked a new, 16,311-square-...
Battery Maker to Invest $190M in Colorad...
Amprius Technologies, a producer of lithium-ion batteries is taking over a 775,000 square foot facility in Brighton, Colorado, ju...
Understanding the Tax Laws and Regulatio...
Understanding The Tax Laws and Regulations is Crucial for Real Estate Investors By Tiffany McBroom and Melanie Sikma Real estate i...
DC Region Among the Nation’s Most Expens...
The coworking space industry is booming nationwide due to consistent demand. However, prices for the same services differ widely ...
BlackPearl Hospitality Sails Away with $...
BlackPearl Hospitality, LLC has acquired the 291-key full-service DoubleTree by Hilton Tampa Rocky Point Waterfront in Tampa, FL ...
Pebb Capital Moves Dirt on Mixed-Use Dev...
Real estate and private equity investment firm Pebb Capital has broken ground on Sundy Village, mixed-use development located in ...
WinnDevelopment Tapped to Lead $500M Red...
WinnDevelopment has been chosen by the Jersey City (NJ) Housing Authority to redevelop the 80-year-old Holland Gardens public hou...
Cresa Unveils Data-Driven Insights, Pred...
Commercial real estate advisory firm Cresa has released its annual Boston market insight reports, which are available for free do...
29th Street Capital Buys 232-Unit Class ...
Real estate investment firm 29th Street Capital has acquired Solaire Apartments, a 232-unit Class A property located in Silver Sp...
Droughts, Hurricanes, Accidents, Failing...
We tend not to think about our plumbing unless there’s a problem or we’re planning a new construction or remodeling project.
The Feasibility of Converting Commercial...
A recent joint report from the NMHC & Urban Land Institute examines the feasibility and potential of repurposing unused and underu...
BiggerNews: Mortgage Rate Mayhem and New...
In this month’s BiggerNews, the mortgage rate rollercoaster continues, ChatGPT tries to take your job, Facebook tells investors to...
6 Clever Video Strategies That Create Sa...
The time has come to create video and leverage it for unbelievable success. Here’s a success-story for you: A very high-performing...
Brokerages Gather for Christie’s Annual ...
Attendance at the annual Christie’s International Real Estate Owners Conference, held recently at the Ritz-Carlton Grand Cayman Fe...
Specialty Coffee Shop WatchHouse to Debu...
London-based specialty coffee company WatchHouse has signed a retail lease at Brookfield Properties’ 660 Fifth Ave. in Midtown Ma...
Historic Greenwich Village Hotel Hits th...
One of New York City’s oldest hotels has been put up for sale. Built in 1841, the Incentra Village House was one of the first hot...
Fitness Brand TMPL to Establish Midtown ...
George Comfort & Sons and its partners Jamestown and Loeb Partners Realty have completed a 15-year lease agreement with TMPL to c...
Dollar General in Wisconsin Trades to Lo...
Marcus & Millichap closed the sale of a 9,026-square-foot net-leased Dollar General property located in Osceola, WI. The asset s...
Chicago Treasurer’s Office Partners to I...
Through a public-private partnership between the Chicago City Treasurer’s Office and R. Seelaus & Co., Inc., a full-service inves...
Hammes Partners Picks Up Six-Property MO...
Avison Young recently arranged the sale of a six-building portfolio of medical office buildings to Hammes Partners on behalf of a...
Prime Group Acquires Block of Offices on...
A venture led by developer Mike Reschke’s Prime Group real estate firm has purchased a five-story block of offices above the JW M...
Crescent Heights Scores Fulton Market De...
CBRE arranged the sale of a 1.7-acre site located at 420 N May St. in Chicago’s Fulton Market neighborhood. 420 May Acquisitions ...
JLL Retail Adds David Townes, Alana Frie...
JLL Retail has added David Townes and Alana Friedman to the New Jersey retail platform. Managing director Townes and VP Alana Fri...
Zara Will Opens First Queens Location at...
European fashion retailer Zara is coming to Macerich’s Queens Center. It will be the first location in Queens for the brand, whic...
Necessity Retail: The Battle Tested Reta...
By Jim Dillavou, Principal, Paragon Commercial Group In 2017, I argued to a room full of hedge fund investors that the so-called ...
DRA, Burton Katzam Enter $240M JV on Mid...
Newmark has arranged a $240-million joint venture between Burton Katzman and DRA Advisors to recapitalize 24 infill light industr...
Equinor, bp Team to Repurpose Astoria Ga...
Equinor and bp announced two major initiatives focused on the Astoria neighborhood of Queens: the purchase of the Astoria Gas Tur...
Commercial Property Pricing Inches Down ...
The Green Street Commercial Property Price Index decreased by 1.4% in February, the Newport Beach, CA-based analytics and advisor...
Report: Los Angeles Boasts Top 10 U.S. R...
While much of the country has been dealing with difficult office leasing conditions, Los Angeles fared relatively well, ranking a...
Woodinville’s Wine-Themed Project Lands ...
Harvest, the 20-acre, wine-themed development by Wood Mountain, has landed a $92 million construction loan from Columbia Pacific....
Lewitt Hackman Renews 23K-SF Office Leas...
Law firm Lewitt Hackman has renewed its 23,000-square-foot office lease at 16633 Ventura Boulevard in Encino, CA. The firm will c...
Newmark Hires Paryani-Rice as Executive ...
Newmark has welcomed debt and structured finance veteran Anita Paryani-Rice as Executive Managing Director in Orange County. With...
Levin Johnston Arranges $24M Sale of Hay...
Multifamily specialist Levin Johnston of Marcus & Millichap has completed the sale of two apartment communities in the East Bay c...
SRS NNLG Completes $5M Sale of Palmdale ...
Net lease specialist SRS Real Estate Partners’ National Net Lease Group (NNLG) has completed the $5.4 million sale of a multi-ten...
CBRE Facilitates Sale of Bothell Multifa...
CBRE’s Pacific Northwest multifamily team of Eli Hanacek, Kyle Yamamoto, Jon Hallgrimson and Mark Washington has facilitated the ...