U.S. Adds $19 Trillion In Debt Attempting To Win Toy For Girlfriend From Claw Machine

WASHINGTON—Jeopardizing its creditworthiness and standing on the global stage, the United States has so far added nearly $19 trillion to the national debt through repeated unsuccessful efforts to win its girlfriend a toy from an arcade’s claw machine, sources reported Thursday. “Right, little more, little left—stop!”…Read more...

U.S. Adds $19 Trillion In Debt Attempting To Win Toy For Girlfriend From Claw Machine

WASHINGTON—Jeopardizing its creditworthiness and standing on the global stage, the United States has so far added nearly $19 trillion to the national debt through repeated unsuccessful efforts to win its girlfriend a toy from an arcade’s claw machine, sources reported Thursday. “Right, little more, little left—stop!”…

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